The word used for a man who fell in love with whom he thinks to be a hot woman over the internet, but turns out to be an old fat child predator.
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Get the Phailzz mug.A lecture which a student turns up to, only to realise that there is neither lecturer nor other students anywhere to be seen, even though said student is certain he/she is in the correct place.
noun. Phantom lecture
Person A: "how was your lecture mate?"
Person B: "Shite. went all the fucking way into town, only to find it was a bloody Phantom Lecture. Theres £2.40 on the bus i could have done without wasting."
Person A: "how was your lecture mate?"
Person B: "Shite. went all the fucking way into town, only to find it was a bloody Phantom Lecture. Theres £2.40 on the bus i could have done without wasting."
by jonnytee November 19, 2009
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Wow I was thinking of my ex-girlfriend this morning and walked into the grocery store and there she was. Dude it was phaytonic!
by ElliottInSpace April 13, 2010
Get the Phaytonic mug.1. masculine wisdom - an understanding an appreciation for the penis and everything it represents
2. knowing how to behave like a giant penis; conversely, being an expert in the identification of such behaviour
2. knowing how to behave like a giant penis; conversely, being an expert in the identification of such behaviour
jim's taking phallusophy 101 - he's read frank t.j. mackey's seduce and destroy, now he thinks he's a god
mike: bob's become a total prick since he got promoted - i heard him tell his secretary that she should "improve their relations" if she expects to get a raise...
mark: what, so you're now an expert in phallusophy?
mike: bob's become a total prick since he got promoted - i heard him tell his secretary that she should "improve their relations" if she expects to get a raise...
mark: what, so you're now an expert in phallusophy?
by geek.neo November 7, 2010
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During fits of uncontrollable hysterical laughter, she had bouts of Phantom Pissing Disorder that plagued her.
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