Parasite Paste

A slang term for semen

"Babe, do you mind putting on a condom?"
"Not at all! I don't want to get any of my parasite paste into you!"

by MikeAD March 23, 2024

Parasites

Women say it about their own kids are you going to deny their fucking existence and let people steal all their shit?

Hym "Yeah, you know what? Probably. Yeah. You probably would. I wouldn't put it past you. Parasites."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

Parasite

And a parasite is by definition a living creature you fucking retard. A living creature that lives at the expense of another living creature. THAT'S WHAT THE WORD MEANS!

Hym "Nope! Fuck you, retard! Your daughter's a parasite. All 3 of them. My contribution to society isn't even acknowledged and my very existence is demonized. From the size of my dick to my inability to appease my supposed superiors to what I choose to do with what little free time I have, every aspect of my existence is denigrated. And if I don't contribute to the reproductive process I will be harvested EXPLICITLY FOR the siphoning and redistributing of my resources that will go explicitly to women who think they are too good to fuck me who instead fucked men who don't want them, don't have the resources to support a kid, and care whether I live or die. And no I will not be forced into relationships that will inevitably fail. You eat shit and die. Fuck you."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

Parasocialite

Noun. Person who engages heavily in parasocial relationships. Person who is incredibly invested in a celebrity and their life, consumed primarily through social media.

She’s really upset that Taylor and Travis split up, I think she might be a parasocialite.

by Earth Cadet May 8, 2024

Parasitic worm

A worm parasite that feeds off its host. I.e. Pip.

Doctor- "you've got a parasitic worm"

Patient- "No!! This can't be! I'm too old to die!"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Pabst smear

When one stands naked head to tails over another and pours a Pabst Blue Ribbon down their back letting it drip down their ass crack and then smearing their backside on their face .

I totally Pabst smeared their face.

by K@ble June 1, 2024

Parbie

So pretty and cute

Parbie has a Clean gold heart

by Empress divine June 3, 2024