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Packet Rat

A total Bad-Ass. The word is originally a nautical term for tough Irish men who sailed the north Atlantic. They were the best drinkers and singers. Not interested in anything fancy, they were talented sailors, and hardcore dudes.

In modern use, a Packet Rat doesn't need to have a direct connection to the sea, or a connection to Ireland, they would just be an immensely hardcore fellow.
A: That guy's a hardcore sunnuvuhbitch...
B: A Packet Rat, through and through.
by wizzoh March 29, 2009
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Pack Nasty

Verb describing the action of having anal sex.
Hey baby, you feel like you want to pack nasty tonight?
by Cptmcrofl AKA Blockade May 26, 2010
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packing chub

When a man gets an erection, but it does not lift up. Instead it just stays there but becomes a bit bigger and less soft than usual. That is when a man is packing chub.
"I tried to have sex with this girl, but i don't know what happened. I couldn't get it up. I was just packing chub.
by Dictionroy June 23, 2010
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packing the musket

The act of inserting a long, thin object into a male's urethra, as far as it will go.
-Dude what are you doing with that glow-stick?!?!
-Im just packing the musket man.
by T-Killa! November 19, 2010
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pack jacker

one who jacks packs or one who steals backpacks
I left my backpack unattended for 1 minute. When I came back, I saw that Katie stole my pack. Katie is a pack jacker.
by Double K Pack Jackers October 20, 2011
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packet knees

When you have had to much packet and your legs stop working
Pass me my drink i cant move my legs ive got packet knees
by Lewdoo December 4, 2016
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Packamole

Packamole;

A Packamole is a common genetic disorder, prevalent in almost 75% of humans as it is the dominant allele in a mutation of chromosome 1, the largest, withholding 9% of the total DNA in human cells. This, somewhat harmless, disorder can permutate into various diverging genetic pathways, some of these include:
• The BJ lips packamole
• The Crater-face packamole
• The Hemiplegic unit packamole
• The Fivehead/Orange-face packamoles
• The Sheep-shag packamole
• The Female packamole( -very rare permutation )
• The Orange-gut packamole( -mutation of orange face packamole )
• The Small packamole
• The Big Blondemole

These are but a few examples of the many different archetypes of the packamole disorder. But there is one variety of packamole, the packamole to rule them all...

BUCKTOOTH PACKAMOLE LIPS

This is the first packamole to ever have existed, patient zero of the genetic mutation. And possibly the most dangerous to themselves or to others, as when this species are close to other humans, their genetic structure alters them, and they mutate into a new form of packamole. This may also be affecting the DNA of other animal species near, but more tests must be made in order to acquire a conclusive result.

The symptoms of the packamole disorder need not be explained as we all surely know them by heart.

(This definition has been validated by genetics expert senõr yoda, all facts/figures are 100% accurate)

Date:
18/11/2018
"Ahhh you're a bucktooth Packamole aren't you?"
"shutup, you Packamole!"
"No, im not a Packamole, you calling me a Packamole means that you are actually the Packamole"
by FLETCHH November 19, 2018
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