peanut fucker 

A person with an oddly shaped head, who is just creepy looking in general and appears to look as if he could only get laid by a peanut in his ass!

Dude, check out that peanut fucker over there, I bet he has a peanut in his ass now!

peanut fucker by Shannon September 9, 2004

peanut butter jelly time 

it's the dancing banana. It is something you say to another person when they are feeling a bit down. You try to cheer them up by saying this and you do a little dance.

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peanut butter jelly time by Diana BoBana FeeFiFoFana December 30, 2007

peanut perv 

A perverted man or woman that places peanut butter on the genitals and get an animal to lick it off.

Person 1: Hey, why does John carry a jar of peanut butter?

Person 2: He's a peanut perv.

Person 1: That explains alot.

peanut perv by Command Sergent Major ... June 29, 2008

peanut butter pinky

fingering a girl when she has diarrea, an when you pull out she sprays all over.

Dude, last night i had a crazy time. i did a peanut butter pinky and got it all over my arm!

peanut butter pinky by ballllla January 31, 2010

peanut butter rooter 

two crackers filled with peanut butter and ground cannabis baked in the oven to render a potent snack; also known as "firecracker"

I was just playing xbox and all of a sudden i was stoned outta my mind. then i remembered i ate a peanut butter rooter an hour ago.

peanut butter rooter by dillskin March 18, 2011

Peanut butter Bitch

A girl who puts peanut butter on her vag and makes her dog lick it off.

CharlieBrook is a peanut butter bitch.

Peanut butter Bitch by Aloeverahoe January 4, 2018

Peanut Buttering 

The act of using Peanut Butter on your penis when you have a peanut allergy to enhance sexual performance. The allergic reaction increases rigidity, girth and length of one's member. Using creamy peanut butter can result in a positive side effect of increased lubrication during sexual interactions.

Remember, Choosy Moms Choose Jiffy Dick.

Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.

Peanut Buttering by dnahly March 8, 2018