Morning cucumber

That first-thing-in-the-morning erection, experienced right after you wake up.

After a hot dream about Bea Arthur, I woke up and saw I had a raging morning cucumber. But no Bea Arthur. Damn!

by CrazyPants McGee September 13, 2009

Morning Tea

A mid morning break invented by the Disability Employment Network.

Would you like a scone to go with your morning tea?

by meanieoh May 27, 2009

The Morning Birds

A malady in which one involuntarily remembers images and snippets of conversation from the previous night's activities.

ie, The egg slipped off his fork, as he remembered how the tall girl had rolled her eyes at him outside the bar the night before. In addition to a throbbing headache, John had woken up with a vicious case of the morning birds.

by Chrissisyphus December 27, 2008

Morning Dew

The female's "morning wood"; waking up aroused (female).

(Waking up with her climbing on top of you): "some sweet morning dew that needs to be taken care of, I see."

by ElSenorDuke August 29, 2014

morning wood

When you wake up in the morning and you find a plank of wood with eyes and a mouth in your bed.

When you wake up in the morning,
What's the first thing that you see,
it's your MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!

Look around your neighborhood!
Everybody has...
MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!

by Tristana December 13, 2012

Christmas Morning

Used to mean the first day of a the woman's menstrual cycle. Can be metaphorical to the morning of December the 25th, because one awakens to view giant red packages under the tree, or bush.

Maura kicked her dog and was bitchy because it was Christmas morning.

by K & K October 16, 2004

Morning Glory

Using the dreaded morning wood for good and masturbating first thing in the morning.

I hate having a morning wood, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel like having myself a quick "Morning Glory".

by Twunce March 15, 2010