Tristana's definitions

morning wood

When you wake up in the morning and you find a plank of wood with eyes and a mouth in your bed.

When you wake up in the morning,
What's the first thing that you see,
it's your MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!

Look around your neighborhood!
Everybody has...
MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!

by Tristana December 13, 2012