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Morning Glory
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Using the dreaded
morning wood
for good and
masturbating
first thing in the
morning
.
I hate having a
morning wood
, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel
like
having myself a quick "
Morning
Glory".
Morning Glory
by
Twunce
March 15, 2010
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