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tomorrow never knows

One of the first, if not THE first psychadelic-induced songs ever created. The studio techniques used to create the song were (and still are, actually) revolutionary for their time. Definitely worth a listen, even if you are sober (it's an even cooler song when you're buzzed!)

Can be found on The Beatles' "Revolver" album.
"Tomorrow Never Knows" is one of the greatest/coolest/technical songs I've ever heard.
tomorrow never knows by SuperSonicX September 25, 2006

You are never going to guess who the best person in the world is 

Read the first 2 words
You are never going to guess who the best person in the world is

You Are Never Alone Campaign 

Anti-bullying, cyber-bullying. and abuse campaign created by Jess Keller & Tevin Technomaina.
You Are Never Alone Campaign, YANA Campaign, YANA

IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE 

a word by some traitors
John: what is going on?!
Will: IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE

will never get laid

Someone who has inadvertently given up on getting laid or women in general. These men generally have no experience whatsoever with women, i mean never even held hands. Someone who is afraid to talk to women and has given up on finding a female companion. This is very sad indeed and if you know a friend like this, i recommend you help them as much as possible. Breeding with a woman was god's gift to man, some men have been so women neglected that they actually give up on having any relationship with women and may actually become anti social if prolonged . the saying: "There is someone out there for everyone." THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE, NOT EVERYONE DIES TOGETHER AND PEOPLE DO DIE VIRGINS AND NOT ON PURPOSE. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY LADIES, SOME MEN HAVE GIVEN UP ON YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR NEGLECT.
You: " C'mon man there are plenty of fish in the sea."

will never get laid:"Not for me, i am my own ocean."

I'm never drinking again 

A LIE we tell ourselves after drinking too much and suffering through a hangover in the futile hope that one will never again suffer the hangover. It is also an indication that events proceeding the hangover consisted of many things awesome that came from what sober people would consider a bad idea. In all cases this statement is a lie, as the person will undoubtedly drink again.
Guy 1: I'm never drinking again

Guy 2: Shut up, you'll feel better after you eat breakfast.

Guy 1: Okay, what's for breakfast?

Guy 2: Eggo waffles and beer, we ran out of syrup so here's some more beer.

Guy 1: ...fuck