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Muffed

When one or more of your friends convinces you to make bad life decisions, and makes fun of you while doing it.
Your life got muffed

You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being muffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been muffed.
by victems October 21, 2013
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miffed

A member of the venue staff asks if anyone is there for "RammSTEEN" at which point a fan corrects him with "RammSTEIN" and the guy becomes miffed.
by Colter October 31, 2003
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Muff Puff

n. When the top of ones pussy is fat or "puffy" but the girl herself is not.
Oh my God Sarah, you can totally see your huge muff puff in that swim suit.
by SallynAddie August 7, 2009
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muff diving

To eat out a pussy that hasn't been shaved.
Garrett wanted to go muff diving into fur burgers, but he couldn't find any meat.
by Ana Elena October 4, 2005
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Guess Her Muff

Guess Her Muff is an adult Not Safe For Work blog showcasing amateur photos of clothed and nude women.
Visitors to the blog are invited to guess whether a clothed woman has shaved, trimmed, or completely left untouched the pubic hair surrounding her vagina. Below the clothed photo is a link to a nude or partially nude photo of what is supposed to be the same woman. Sometimes however the nude photo is merely of a woman who looks similar to the woman in the clothed photo.

A website displaying nude (sometimes disturbing and disgusting) photos of average, often drunk or high, women both young and old.
Man: Hey dude ever wondered what that librarian looks like naked?

Dude: Yeah man! I bet she's smoking hot!

Man: She's on Guess Her Muff dude. Here take a look.

Dude: Man she looks....gulp...

Man: NO DUDE, NOT ON MY LAPTOP!

Dude: BLAHHHHHH!
by Disturbed Viewer August 28, 2011
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Muff Cabbage

Nasty pussy; can be stinky but usually well shaved. As legend goes at one point it was probably a delicious vagina but overuse caused it to become a mess; a vagina that cannot be licked much less fucked. A total waste of pussy.
Mickey fucked that sexy pussy until it became muff cabbage.

Brian worked that Asian pussy until it became wonton muff cabbage.
by RU Nicholas 107 October 16, 2010
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muffdiving

Me and my horny girlfriend go muffdiving to kill the time
by Craven Morhead May 31, 2003
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