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Muff market

(Noun)
Feminine equivalent of "sausage fest". Used when the female to male ratio tips heavily to the former in a given area, setting, or environment. Alternative to "clam bake"," fish fry" and "taco night".
Example: "let's get out of here Gertrude. This place is a real muff market"
by Reginald Cartwright III September 16, 2015
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Muff Oven

Dude, she just got her muff oven ripped out
by shotatcommand April 1, 2009
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Road muff

Eating a lady out wail she’s driving.
Joe gave Tiffani road muff as we went to Colorado.
by Phaqer February 20, 2022
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Muffe Time

When a person dresses up as a fucking fat moron and has fun
Person 1: did you see jerry yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah he was a really having a Muffe Time
by Jaryl Haymen April 2, 2019
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puff the muff

It was very hot and I had to puff the muff
by Not Diana July 26, 2017
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Muff Muffler

Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.
I couldn't stop queefing so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.
by V farter January 6, 2017
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muff burn

little red bumps on a man's lower abdomen caused from being ridden by his woman after she has recently shaved down there.
I was so excited my girlfriend shaved her muff, but the next day I had muff burn from the little hairs trying to grow back.
by Cap'n Positive January 8, 2012
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