When one or more of your friends convinces you to make bad life decisions, and makes fun of you while doing it.
Your life got muffed
You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
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You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being muffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been muffed.
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Get the muff diving mug.Guess Her Muff is an adult Not Safe For Work blog showcasing amateur photos of clothed and nude women.
Visitors to the blog are invited to guess whether a clothed woman has shaved, trimmed, or completely left untouched the pubic hair surrounding her vagina. Below the clothed photo is a link to a nude or partially nude photo of what is supposed to be the same woman. Sometimes however the nude photo is merely of a woman who looks similar to the woman in the clothed photo.
A website displaying nude (sometimes disturbing and disgusting) photos of average, often drunk or high, women both young and old.
Visitors to the blog are invited to guess whether a clothed woman has shaved, trimmed, or completely left untouched the pubic hair surrounding her vagina. Below the clothed photo is a link to a nude or partially nude photo of what is supposed to be the same woman. Sometimes however the nude photo is merely of a woman who looks similar to the woman in the clothed photo.
A website displaying nude (sometimes disturbing and disgusting) photos of average, often drunk or high, women both young and old.
Man: Hey dude ever wondered what that librarian looks like naked?
Dude: Yeah man! I bet she's smoking hot!
Man: She's on Guess Her Muff dude. Here take a look.
Dude: Man she looks....gulp...
Man: NO DUDE, NOT ON MY LAPTOP!
Dude: BLAHHHHHH!
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Mickey fucked that sexy pussy until it became muff cabbage.
Brian worked that Asian pussy until it became wonton muff cabbage.
Brian worked that Asian pussy until it became wonton muff cabbage.
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