monged

To be ugly or disfigured in some way. Can be aimed at Animal, Vegetable or Mineral.

She had a monged face
That turnip looks monged

by chudmeister June 22, 2003

mongrel rat

this word can be used in many ways and is quite diverse, but is commonly an insult.
1. someone who is grimey. maybe they haven't showered. or they are a slob.
2. a person who is schemey or annoying
3. typically a friend that pisses you off in some way

"damn mongrel rat"

by Petrarca July 5, 2009

Pig Monger

A particularly ugly and annoying person, normally a sibling. Good nonsensical comeback to an insult.
(Real definition is person who sells pigs)

Sister: "You need to clean your room"
Brother: "Shutup Pig Monger"

by Eric December 4, 2003

roachos monger

basically it's just a roach,
like, half or less of a joint.

"yo guy, got any roachos mongers we can toke?"
"how many roachos mongers you got at home guy?"
"siiiiick, a roachos monger!"
"how many roachos mongers we got now?"

by sidney D July 31, 2006

ass mongle

A person who rapes old men up the ass.

Friend 1: "hey bro, my old neighbor raped me up the ass"

Friend 2: "Wow dude, what an ass Mongle"

by Buttmunchinmagee May 8, 2016

stroke the mongrel's head

To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,

I think I`m going to stroke the mongrel's head before bed time

by kendohmassif March 8, 2009

turd mongrel

1).A turd comprised with chunks of undigested food such as corn

2).Multiple turds from different donors stuck together, usually found in port-o-pottys and gas-station restrooms

"After eating that corn today, next time i shit there's gonna be a huge turd mongrel in the toilet"

by bitch faced angler aka Jar-Jar August 3, 2007