lavik-mobile

1. An amazing piece of automotive equipment, dripping with power and fully tricked out for optimum performance. Also happens to be in the shape of a van.
2. What lavik rides in.

1. What? Your riced out Honda has no chance against the omnipotent lavik-mobile.
2. The lavik-mobile is here, the fun can begin.

lavik-mobile by booshmaster April 30, 2003

bj mobile 

Getting a blow job while driving a vehicle. The partner leans over and gives the blow job from the passanger seat.

Oh man, Lacey gave me the best bj mobile last night.

bj mobile by Dukes2014 April 18, 2014

reich mobile 

A large, tall, square SUV which resembles a military truck in Hitler's Third Reich.

I think of Hitler's Germany when I see a Reich Mobile.

reich mobile by SingingLawyer May 18, 2016

Rice mobile 

Any Japanese car or car not developed to be a racing car lowered about 6 inches and added custom rims on. Most popularly with a leopard skin draped over the hood, the typical MILF leopard print seats and a 2 foot spoiler on any part of the car. Modified with air intakes even though they would never need to have them since the car can't go that fast in the first place. Examples would be a 1998 scion cube with a spoiler and air intake. May be a 1994 Chevy Camaro but pimped out to the point you know the driver will be forever a virgin. And they sound like active suicide bombs, and would be taken out in a second if driven in New York.

"Look at that fucker driving his rice mobile(or ricewagon). I can hear him coming from 3 miles away. JORDAN and or GREGBORY KING

Rice mobile by randomclevername September 8, 2017

Turd Mobile

A hot pink car that is usually either a small compact car or a soccer-mom van that has number stickers on the front and back bumper AND stickers on the trunk and roof. The typical turd Mobile is shit, hense the name, turd mobile.

Is that your mom’s car? It is so bad it can be considered a turd mobile!

Turd Mobile by ThatHuman125k March 6, 2018

Tesco mobile 

General cunts who lie & misinform

Another scheming Tesco mobile worker

Tesco mobile by former Tesco customer November 25, 2019

perpetuum mobile 

A shit machine that never fucking stops, like my hatred for fucking minorities.

Till: Hey, do you saw that perpetuum mobile over there.
Artjom: Nibba, that is fucking illegal (Calls 911)
*Sirens*
*Till gets shot five times in the stomach*
Till: Oh yeah, because of the second law of thermodynamics
Cops: That's right nerd!
*Continue shooting him*

perpetuum mobile by MeroFerrero July 20, 2020