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Five Minute Miracle Diet

1. To take a dump; poop
2. What to say when "blowing mud" is not appropriate
"The coffee's starting to work; time for my Five Minute Miracle Diet."
by Bravochimp July 28, 2004
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a minute and a half

a very long period of time. like a minute, but longer.
Running into your boy from high school:
Him: "Yo, it's been a minute son!"
Me: "Dog it's been a minute AND A HALF"
by t'werd October 20, 2011
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Microsoft-minute

The actual time it takes to download or install data as opposed to the time estimation given in the progress-bar dialog that accompanies the process.
According to this dialog, it will only take two more minutes to install the program. (Five minutes later) The program has to update. Now it says it will take another ten minutes to finish installation. Those are not real minutes; those are Microsoft-minutes!
by Michael Gaston October 23, 2012
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Four Minute Warning

A warning of an impending Nuclear attack on the United Kingdom, which would be given if one was detected by Radar at RAF Fylingdales in Yorkshire. During the Cold War, The British Government estimated that if an air attack was launched from the then Soviet Union, there would only be four minutes to respond (possibly even less).

What would happen was if an attack was confirmed, the warning would be given either by RAF High Wycombe (Near London) or Longley Lane (Near Preston). This would be forwarded to Fighter command, the police and the media.

The Police would get the message, "Attack Warning RED" over the same telephone lines as thosed used for the Speaking Clock, then activate the air attack sirens over local telephone lines. The rationale was that in using the speaking clock, it cut running costs and allowed a fault to be detected in time to give a warning.

The media would simultaneously interrupt programming to transmit a warning message teling the public to take cover, which was to be broadcast on all television and Radio stations. The actual message itself was recorded by the chief continuity announcer of BBC Radio 4, Peter Donaldson. It was accompianied by "Dalek" music and strong pulses of light. The existence of this warning message was officially confirmed by the British government on New Years Day 2006, even though it was an open secret in the BBC.
The Four Minute Warning was much derided by critics as completely pointless, as surviving a nuclear strike was neither possible or desireable.
by Chris Henniker May 26, 2006
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90 minute

The best beer produced by Dogfish Head Brewery located in Delaware. This beer is an IPA and has a delicious smooth taste with a 9% alcohol content. This beer is best enjoyed on a Wednesday.
Damn! That 90 minute tastes great on a Wednesday. It goes down so smooth.
by JSims19 December 14, 2007
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Mitotero(a)

Spanish word Mitotero(masculine) Mitotera(femenine)



Being up, or getting mixed up, in business or information that has no relationship to you whatsoever. Being up in the mix where you DON'T belong. Prying into the affairs and business of others.
Why you all up in the kool-aid - nosy ass(Mitotero(a)), get out!
by TEXTUALIMPLICATION May 13, 2010
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minute maid

A very expensive prostitute, so called because they charge by the minute.
That girl be a minute maid-- you know how much she makes an hour?
by kiko man September 7, 2009
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