lance a boil

to squeeze an obnoxious person out of your circle of friends or away from yourself

She's getting on my nerves. I'm going to "lance a boil."
He's is an attention-seeker. It's time to "lance a boil."
You're making me want to "lance a boil."

by 22611 July 25, 2006

The Sir Lancelot

The look a girl gets on her face when you hit the womb: you always know when you've hit the womb on that definitive stroke. Sometimes combined with a retraction of the pelvis and gutteral "Oohh" noise

You either are familiar with the Sir Lancelot or you have a small penis and feign familiarity with the above.

by E-Dagget February 6, 2007

Lance

a amazing football player on the chicago bears

oh shit was that lance who just sacked payton manning

by her0vit September 8, 2007

Lance

lance (lãns)
n.

A person, usually a middle aged white male with a slight paunch and white thighs that must display quasi-cycling skills at all times, (which means disobeying the rules of the road like cutting cars off at stop lights). Is usually found riding expensive bike, wearing yellow jersey, fancy helmet and the requisite yellow arm band, etc. A pest found both in city and rural settings.

"I almost sideswiped a Lance on my way home today, fucker was in my blindspot"

by Idna September 9, 2008

lance armstrong

the american who rides bicycles better than the french.

Lance Armstrong rapes all europeans when it comes to bike racing. Other americans are just so fat, they had no chance of competing with him to begin.

by Nicolas Sarkozy September 30, 2007

Lainey

A Lainey has a good figure, a kind and loving face but is shy to new people. Once you get to know Lainey she is very outgoing and is looking for a boy in 8F. She has friends that laugh with her and cry with her. She is a mad puller. Some boys wait to put there face in her boobs and occasionally gets a hand on the anus.

“ can I touch that Anus.... Lainey ?”
“ ooof... yes you can!”

by Olliethomas995599 February 23, 2018

Lance Armstrong

A man who overcame testicular cancer and has won the Tour de France numerous times. He also has his own line of yellow wristbands that are nothing short of sweet.

Lance Armstrong will do more than you ever will and he has only one nut.
Imagine if he had two....

by Ryan Agee May 24, 2007