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Johnson-stutter

The effect that occurs to one's vocal cords for several days after an intense night of sucking a black man's penis. Usually applicable only for very loose (and sometimes quite sore) women.
Damn nigga, dat bitch from last night sho gots herself a Johnson-stutter!
by Big_Nigg_22 August 24, 2007
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stomp johnson

1. A beat down. When someone has been thrashed in a fight. When there is no question who one a fight.

2.When one team beats another team by a large margin, can be used with any sport but most likely to be used with football.
1. person 1: Yo, did you see Eric's eye?
person 2: Yeah, they put the stomp johnson on him
person 1: It looked like 4 dudes went to his ass.
person 2: Nope, it was only 1, a pitiful stomp johnson
person 1: Yup, that's an L

2. person 1: How 'bout them Cowboys?
person 2: What about 'em?
person 1: You just mad they put the stomp johnson on the
Patriots last night.
by Douglas Teel November 9, 2007
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JOHNSON FEST

A nudist party. Held usually in Germany. Males from around the world flock to the johnson fest to look at other men and wear frilly pink socks. Not to be confused with the 'Sausage Fest' known as Lindsay Koscielski.
Man, that MTV is one huge Johnson Fest.
by Eric Johnson December 6, 2004
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jolly johnson jamboree

to gay men having anal sex and their ball are slapping together
Jolly johnson jamboree is when gay men having anal sex and their ball are slapping together.
by Tyrone Hamilton November 28, 2007
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Jap Johnson

A name for vagina I heard on American Dad. Pretty damn funny if you ask me
Francine: "I've been shoving recycled carpet stuffing up my jap johnson to save money and you're spending a fortune on gas?!"
by LedZepBabe January 3, 2010
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Big Hair Johnson

Situation occurring when a mans pubic hair extends further from the pubic region than does his penis.
rance has notoriously been afflicted with a case of the big hair johnson.
by ranceapanca April 22, 2009
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jackin yo johnson

by monkeymaster5 October 20, 2011
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