mild child

one of those young children that seems dumber than the other kids their age. "mild" meaning mildly retarded
tracy's kid is a mild child, she swallowed the batteries from a remote
by LedZepBabe December 24, 2007
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Jap Johnson

A name for vagina I heard on American Dad. Pretty damn funny if you ask me
Francine: "I've been shoving recycled carpet stuffing up my jap johnson to save money and you're spending a fortune on gas?!"
by LedZepBabe January 03, 2010
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