jeff & consuela

These two together are the most beautiful people ever seen, you can see the passion , the freak, and the fire in there eyes. The sexual tention is unreal. Jeff brings out the everything that consuela thinks about.. bottom line these 2 will be the same 2 in 50 yrs

Dam wish we were like jeff & consuela. They're so hot !!!

by Jonny Cruz April 18, 2018

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Deaf jeff

When a guy ejaculates in both your ears so that you can't hear a thing

Channing Tatecum : My name is deaf Jeff...
You: Whaaaaaat? I can't hear anything.

by Sierralemon April 3, 2021

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Being a jeff

When you get angry at a game for no reason then leave and start punching shit for no reason leaving everyone in the party stunned in amusement

Why did jim leave the party cause he’s being a jeff

by Geopeo October 27, 2020

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Jeff Pesos

Hey lads! Jeffrey Bezos here, I'm going convert all my assets and cash into Pesos!

Person 1: Hey Bro! I'm going to do a Jeff Pesos!
Person 2: Bro that's crazy you're going to be so rich!!!

by Payday2CheeseBurger August 4, 2021

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The Jeff Bezos

When an intoxicated individual losses the ability to regulate their eyes in a uniform manner.

"Wow, Tom really had The Jeff Bezos going on last night"

by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021

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jeff eyes

When a girl has a wild, mad look in her eyes like she really wants to barely suck Jeff's dick

Tiffany: *foams at the mouth*

Tiffany: *stares at Jeff with MAD jeff eyes*

Jacob: whoa holy shit that girl has a bad case of Jeff eyes

Jeff: wait I might actually get my dick barely sucked today. AWESOME.

by bonerpatrol456 October 1, 2017

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