Itchy Scrot Syndrome

A condition where the scrotum becomes itchy and irritable. Pain is minimal, but often causes the victim a lot of discomfort.

Dude, why are you fiddling with your pants?

Oh I got Itchy Scrot Syndrome so bad, my nuts are itching like crazy!

by Ginny P May 9, 2004

My Nose Itches

when you are about to kiss a fool

My nose itched before I kissed him. I shud have kept my pants on, now I have 4 kids by him. He's a loser father too.

by Jake February 3, 2004

itchy

An animated mouse from The Simpsons that usually brings counterpart Scratchy to a violent demise.

They Fight, and Bite
They Fight and Fight and Bite
Fight, Fight, Fight, Bite, Bite, Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

by Balfdor July 14, 2007

Itchy Poop Ass

Itchy Poop Ass occurs in the male population and is caused by insufficient wiping after defecation. As time progresses, the victim of Itchy Poop Ass (IPA), will begin to notice the agitation of the anus and surrounding area. The only known cure to Itchy Poop Ass is a shower.

Man Harrison I got some really bad Itchy Poop Ass because I didn't wipe properly today. I am going to have to leave work and take a shower.

by J Barn December 27, 2007

Public Boob Itcher

A Girl Who Will Itch there boob in public and will sometimes be proud of it or try and show will off some times

Michelle: *itches boob*
Alex:What are you doing?
Michelle: itching my boob*
Alex:wow your such a public boob itcher
Michelle: Thanks.....Wana itch?
Alex:no fucking way

by A-loiy December 3, 2009

itchy grinner

bum hole to scratch in an uncontrollable manner}

Ash says why are you scrathing your arse hole??
Scott says because ive got an icthy grinner
ive got an itchy grinner

by Ash scott February 23, 2007

itchy one grip

You use your index finger for making a number one sign and you also use the same finger on the trigger when holding a gun. Also you are also a very trigger-happy person. So itchy one grip is holding a gun with your index finger on the trigger while hoping and praying and hoping and praying and hoping and praying that you get to squeeze it ASAP so very many many many times..

You - My nigga here gotta itchy one grip
Nigglet - My tek has one in the chamber and 32 in the clip

by dka81 May 6, 2018