iPhone

A phone that's only feature is a cracked screen, apple care not included

Teddy: "You got an iPhone?"
Jaquees: "Yeah I got a cracked screen"

by Wakandanboi February 2, 2019

Iphone

A peice of sh#t, the processor is only clocked at 0,001 ghz

A dumb piece of metal, that no one likes and it break's if you drop it on a floor made out of pillow's.
Iphone is shit, you should kys if you have one

by Iphone hater Lil pump official February 14, 2019

iphone galaxy

The phone that the older generations believe to be popular with the kids

“Malcolm! Have you seen that spoilt little bitch on her iPhone galaxy? These kids are all the bloody same!”

by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020

iPhone loser

Someone who realizes they are pathetic so they buy an iPhone.

"Adam realized he was a loser, so he decided to buy an iPhone to join the rest of the iPhone loser losers."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

iPhone creepy

1) the creepy face iPhone users always make when they are always taking selfies. (Also known as iPhone creepies.)

2) how people recognize creepy people.

"Grace didn't realize Adam Levine was standing right in front of her because she was too obsessed with taking an iPhone creepy."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

iPhone rich

When sad people feel poor so they mistakenly buy an iPhone to look rich.

"Bret was embarrassed about being poor so he bought an iPhone because he heard they make you look rich. He's feeling rich now that he's iPhone rich."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

IPhone LXIX

Now with 4D porn.

Did you get the new IPHONE LXIX.

by TunaBread July 1, 2020