The Human Race

An infestation.

George: Hey billy whats your opionion about "the human race"?
Billie: Its an infestation.

by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010

the human condition

That we as humans are aware of our own mortality.

Struggling with death anxiety is just part of the human condition.

by dj alfa September 13, 2007

humans

Very clever(?) parasites that manage not only to manipulate other lifeforms in order to fulfil their ever expanding desires, but also to brainwash themselves into believing that they are doing this for the good of these others.

"I enjoy hanging out with him when there is nobody else available, not because his pathetic existence makes me feel better about mine, and not because I am afraid of being alone,..... it's because we're friends and I think he needs company"

by Daffy September 14, 2005

human bra

When a male is skined and made into a bra for a wench he loves.

Just kidding.

Er, it is when a guy supports a females breasts. Of course, more groping occurs than support...

"He's my man bitch AND my human bra!"

by Astrakhan April 6, 2003

Human mop

A person whose desire for intercourse is so great that it outweighs rationality. Allowing them to disregard physical and mental beauty, and overlook social taboos most people would shy away from, including but not limited to intercourse with overweight girls, red heads, thressomes with two cousins, and girls who are on their period.

Person 1: That fool Jacob told me he was still attempting to get at some girl even after she had admitted to shitting in her pad while taking the SAT's.

Person 2:Typical. That's why we call him the human mop.

by Who fucking cares11 April 29, 2011

human dignity

the value and worth that we share because God created us in his image and likeness

person1: i'm not worthy
person2: we are all worthy because we all have human dignity

by idk what to put June 1, 2016

Stonerifous Humanous

Stonerifous Humanous is a species that is very closely related to the homo sapiens. The species can also be called SFH for short. SFH smoke a substance called marijuana as much as possible. They are very happy most of the time. All they need is their marijuana, munchies (food), something to drink and music. Their favorite type of music is often calming music. They are most commonly found listening to Sublime. This species is very unique and is still undergoing study.

Stonerifous Humanous is a cool species.

by Jesse [At Least 90] May 30, 2007