Hovering Shan

Whilst hovering above the toilet (typically to avoid touching a very unclean toilet seat) you accidentally poop on the toilet.

"I had to poop, and my only option was a Porta Potty. Unfortunately it was extremely gross in there, so I had to hover above the seat and accidently did a Hovering Shan"

by CLTKOW April 30, 2022

Can't see the hovercraft for the eels

Being unable to see the bigger picture. Focusing on the eels without dealing with the larger hovercraft

I can't see the hovercraft for the eels

by markymoo72 May 12, 2019

Hoberriest

-A form of Hobo Sex.
-Engageing in sexual contact with a Hobo.
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1." Do you wanna have hoberriest on the fone?."
2.What should we do it tonight?...From the front,the back,Doggy style,or Hoberriest?

by Lana* May 13, 2005

hoberty

1. A skiddish and goofy person who likes to exaggerate his ability to do certain things.

2. Someone who can't drink

3. Peewee

"Man you can't drink, you straight up hoberty"

by The Guy87601 September 8, 2011

hivernate

When a bee goes into the hive for the long, cold, winter months

As the cold weather begins to hit the supple skin of the bee, it knows that it is time for it to return to the hive and hivernate for the winter.

by krozly October 5, 2011

Hoeerific

The definition of hoeerific pertains to being in a way epic or awesome

Look that kid he is so hoeerific

by InfestedSanji August 23, 2012

Homer strangle

To choke an animal or a human being like Homer Simpson does to Bart. It usually starts with saying, "Why you little,!" and lasts for a bout 3 seconds or more

That kid just gave me a Homer strangle while rough housing

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013