hippocrispy

when you say the wrong thing at the wrong time

a faux pas, a mistake, a blunder

sentence - "I had a big hippocrispy today"

example 1-
Beth: "wow that painting is so ugly"
Suzy: "that's mine"
Beth: "omg!!!! I'm so sorry!! What a hippocrispy"

example 2-
Bill: *trying to read the word hypocrisy during a speech* "hippocrispy"

Jeremy: "Bill! That's not how you pronounce that word!! What a hippocrispy!!"

by bburns July 29, 2016

hippocrip

That one fat ass gang member.

Ex.1-Hurry your fat ass up, you fucking hippocrip.
Ex.2-If you keep eating like that, you will turn into a hippocrip.

by Pseudo pseudo October 9, 2019

Hippo Chad

A Hippo that is a Chad. It likes to be fed pizza and spaghetti. It dislikes cilk, in fact, when someone fed him cilk, he straight up killed them.

Person A: I am going to feed Hippo Chad
Person B: Just don’t feed him cilk!

by THEDOOMSLAYERGUY April 18, 2021

undercover hippo

An obese woman spying on her husband

When I looked out my window I saw an undercover hippo peeking into someone's motorhome.

by topless clown spanker July 5, 2009

Anorexic hippo

a person usually named dylan

omg dylan is literally an anorexic hippo

by Lucas123456 March 5, 2017

cheezy hippo

a hippo that is very very very very very cheezy and eats bananas, someone who is cheezy or not funny in the least. a person who thinks that they are funny and laughs at their own jokes, a loser

omg! he is such a frickiiiiiin cheezy hippo, he tells us jokes about llamas and everybody knows that alpacas are funnier

by llamas and cheeze February 22, 2008

Hippo

North Western England slang term for a Fiat Multipla. It's called that because the nose bit at the front looks like a roll of fat, and hippos have a lot of fat on their bodies.

The old hippos were much better then the new ones.

by Furbybrain January 21, 2006