Dog Hooker

A stray dog that walks around in fish nets hoping to get doggy dick

"that dog hooker really taught me how to put the cock in spaniel if you know what I mean"

Dog Hooker by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

99 cent hooker 

One cheap ass hooker.

Guy- How much?

Hooker- 99 cent baby.

Guy- Hell yeah I caught me a 99 cent hooker.

99 cent hooker by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014

Russian hooker 

A person who may have achieved a great deal in his/her lifetime, but still wets the bed.

Donald Trump was late to his meeting again this morning. He said he was up all night tweeting but I know that man a Russian hooker.

Russian hooker by Sonne:Doof February 1, 2017

Asian hooker

they'll do what you want...

"Come, you asian hooker! Lemme stuff this peanut butter down you!"
...."Yes, master."

Asian hooker by dabadabadabadabadaba January 24, 2011

Faster than a hooker in skechers 

a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.

Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?

Man 2: yeah....

Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!

Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!

Faster than a hooker in skechers by Jojo Thunderboltz & Torched-Up March 7, 2010

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention 

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

Dirty Pirate Hooker 

1.) a fun and nice way of calling someone an extremely dirty whore.
2.) a term used among good friends to explain and emphasize how big of dirty whores they think their friends are.
3.)a dirty slut who sleeps with pirates for money.

'Dirty' as in sleeps with everyone 'Pirate' as in sleeps with pirates 'Hooker' as in so good you should have to pay.

ex.)
"you are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yer a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yous uh Dirty Pirate Hooker"

Guy: "I'll give you ten bucks"
Girl: (Gasp)"what do you think I am, a Dirty Pirate Hooker?"
Guy: "yea, your dirty , your a prostitute, and your personal ad says 'call to get some booty' "

Guy 1: (asks a question)
Guy 2: (answers with smart ass remark)
Guy 1: "You are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
Guy 2: (smiles)"Yes I am"

Dirty Pirate Hooker by BigFeet4Life December 25, 2007