Hoffer

Getting a hat trick in practice

Yesterday I had 3 practice goals so I had a Hoffer

by SussyBaka42069 April 4, 2024

hoffbrau

A piece or sometimes multiple peices of meat that Stayin’s like to gnaw on

No white wine for me. I think I was on a Hoffbrau

by Witzenslacks July 8, 2024

Hoffpauir

An Americanized German surname deprived from Hofbauer. Hoffpauir is pronounced HoffPOWER and not HoffPAIR.. Though many Americans seem to think differently

Teacher calling roll: (first name) Hoff.. Huh, how do you pronounce it?
Student: "Hoffpauir."
Teacher: Ooo~ Exciting

by SnazzyCheeks March 1, 2026

Hoffycock

Looks like a penis but smaller.

While I was in the mens restroom meat gazing, the guy next to me had a Hoffycock.

by The Hoffycock December 23, 2024

heffa

fat-ass, rude

You heffa's went to Publix and didn't say nothin'?

by Dayi88 April 3, 2025

heffa

a mean, fat person that clearly doesn't look in the mirror enough.

landon- "you're so ugly ha-ha!"
me- "shut the fuck up heffa, I'm going to throat you cunt."

by sh... September 8, 2025

heffa

my worst enemy when she looks in the mirror.

"heffa"
"im not your mirror girl."

by sh... September 8, 2025