the female version of "duck butter." its a combination of vaginal discharge, swamp ass, dead skin, ass milk, and small traces of lint. it usually smells like a mixture of sourdough bread & raw salmon. known to melt just like margarin once it hits your warm lips.

girl i thought i told you to shower after your triathlon race, you got yo goose margarin all over my lips again

goose margarin by Sexblood September 16, 2009

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huddersfield goose grip

A sexual act which invovles grabbing a woman by her hair and pulling it under her legs. As the woman is doubled over she can be penetrated from the rear.

"I got goose gripped by a cockmaster last night, i've got such a crick in the neck"

huddersfield goose grip by Ross October 31, 2004

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silly goose

someone who is weird but cool. they make people laugh by being stupid, queuetsy, pyschotic, or perverted.

A:"we're all gonna die, eventually"
B:"you silly goose"

silly goose by emma+sam+vicky July 1, 2005

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You Done Goofed

Kerigirl13 from youtube released a video of her crying because of cyberbullying and her dad came on to the camera saying blah blah i'm telling the police YOU DONE GOOFED.

AHAHAHAHAH pz slut

hai esea and 4chan

YOU DONE GOOFED

You Done Goofed by OvercasT from esea July 15, 2010

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