a: look! i found a piece of pizza in my couch!
b: you better not eat it
a: *eats it*
b:you are such a fucktard
b: you better not eat it
a: *eats it*
b:you are such a fucktard
by METALLICA123 January 3, 2011
Get the Fucktardmug. 1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).
2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.
2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.
by mattyt_is@ August 24, 2009
Get the fucktardmug. A candidate for a Darwin Award. Someone who is not only prone to acts of pitiful and incomprehensible stupidity, but one who, simply through the process of breathing, makes the average person feel disillusioned and utterly hopeless.
This does include the clinically retarded. Yes, it is very sad about that whole drooling thing, but that does not change the fact that watching someone wet his pants and cry at random moments makes the average person feel a bit creepy-crawly.
This does include the clinically retarded. Yes, it is very sad about that whole drooling thing, but that does not change the fact that watching someone wet his pants and cry at random moments makes the average person feel a bit creepy-crawly.
Booby hatch inmates, State School residents, Congress, most retail clerks, outsourced tech support operators are all fucktards. Anyone who sees a fucktard and is overcome by sympathy at the sight of such obvious human debris is a fucktard.
by mostlytheycomeatnightmostly February 24, 2011
Get the fucktardmug. Anyone who is unbelievably stupid in any conversation or topic. Similar to Neotard, only not limited to politics.
People who believe that services for children with Neurological disorders (mental deficits) exist and work are Fucktards. People who speak on topics they know nothing about with limited intellectual ability are Fucktards.
by Razzizoz April 4, 2009
Get the Fucktardmug. Someone who is really, incredibly dumb. So much that it confuses and frustrates observers to the point of fury.
Classic example: Caboose from Red vs Blue.
Classic example: Caboose from Red vs Blue.
by somerandombox December 11, 2009
Get the fucktardmug. by choochielovesbubbles<3 April 21, 2010
Get the fucktardmug.