fruit-dog

(mellen-collie)
The absolute true state of melancholy one feels when sad, pensive, dejected and simply unsure of feelings, circumstances and how to proceed or even IF one should proceed in any manner.

Lady Di was terribly fruit-dog when her boyfriend (BF) advised her he couldn't spend all his time with her and even suggested it was selfish of her to expect it.

by Lady Di January 13, 2007

Low hanging fruit

The most annoying ass phrase in the corporate world. It is an extremely overused and worn-out cliché that basically means a task that is easy to perform and complete. If you use this phrase, please stop. You are the reason people go postal.

Boss: Let's go after the low hanging fruit first.

Employee: *shoots self in a cubicle.*

by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021

fruitcake

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is a total fruitcake—and so are the idiots who buy her book.

by T. Boondoggle Blivet December 20, 2009

fruit pop

a person who is gay, or acts like he is. Prissy, annoying, full of himself, mamas boy, liar, no respect for others, smart ass, hangs out at this weird restraunt with his whole family.

Devin is the biggest fruit pop that walked this planet.

by kellyloveschicago November 10, 2008

Butt Fruit

Fruit from ones Anal cavity.

Roger enjoyed munching casually on Kevins oderferous butt fruit.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Fruit Bowl

A name for the annual football game in Louisville, Kentucky between St. Xavier and Trinity high schools. Alumni and students of the two schools consider it to be an important event; others generally do not care about it.

Dan: What are you doing this weekend?

Don: I'm going to the St. X - Trinity game.

Dan: You're going to the Fruit Bowl?

Don: Shut up!

by PMax January 11, 2009

Fruit Valley

Of or pertaining to the area between genitals and anus.

Also known as: taint, chode, gooch, spaba.

That chick was so nasty she even licked my Fruit Valley.

That dude worked my clit, then my Fruit Valley before getting to my asshole.

by Doozer420 November 10, 2011