Fridge

Very offensive word or someone misunderstanding something or someone thing something is wrong and creepy also known as WTF

“What the fridge” “DONT SWEAR THERES KIDS AROUND”

by IMNOTDUMBAREYOULYINGYES March 10, 2022

fridge archeology

Going through the refrigerator after a major holiday and digging through layers of leftovers in search of something palatable or edible.

"The day after Christmas I woke up really hungry but I had to do some some serious fridge archeology to find something I actually wanted to eat."

by steampowered December 26, 2012

Swamp fridge

An obese woman with an unkept neglected muff runs on a treadmill while wearing a garbage bag on the hottest day of summer until she is sweating profusely. You lay her down, spread her lips and do a single lick of her clitoris as she wraps her cottage cheese legs around your head

My buddy Paul bragged about doing a swamp fridge while visiting a small town gym.

by Swamp diver April 13, 2022

always the fridge blocking the snacks

A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.

“Let me get your number”- Random guy

“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy

by choochootrain4581 December 27, 2024

fridge

What you say when you see someone attractive that you want to hook up with.

Boy would I love to fridge that guy over there!!

by hotcarl2912 June 21, 2009

Opening the Fridge

The act of checking something over and over again when deep down inside you know the outcome will never change. Similarly to opening the fridge over and over again when you realize that no matter how many times you do so it's going to be just as empty as it was beforehand. Regardless you continue to do so anyway through wishful thinking.

Checking your phone over and over again after days of being left on delivered is exemplified through this term. No matter how many times you open your phone, you know deep down that you're not going to hear back anytime soon but you can't help yourself from checking in hopes that maybe you're wrong. Many other situations can be applied to "Opening the Fridge '' such as misplacing something and continuously checking the same spot or looking for someone when you know they aren't around.

Thomas: I cant find my cellphone

Lucas: Well where did you last have it?

Thomas: By my desk..

Lucas: Did you check the drawer?

Thomas: Yeah like a thousand times.

Lucas: Then why are you walking over to it and checking again? Also that drawer is very clearly empty...,

Thomas: Maybe I'm just looking on the wrong side...

Lucas: At this point you're just Opening the Fridge

Thomas: Found it! It was under the desk!

Lucas: Oh Good

Thomas: Dang she still hasn't replied...

Lucas: What did I just say.....

by Human53 July 18, 2024

Fridge Bomb

When someone leaves something in the fridge in an unbalanced way so that it falls it when the next person opens the fridge.

"Dude, you left the milk teetering on a burrito without the cap on! Why did you fridge Bomb me?!"

"Haha, I left a pile of ketchup packets on top of the mayonnaise in the door of the fridge, classic fridge Bomb."

by jmbartho November 3, 2021