Myles Flood

The act of being kicked in the teeth, while your lover caresses your knee caps and runs for mayor.

Adam got kicked in the teeth by Obama, his girlfriend, while she was rubbing his knee and giving a campaign speech. Adam recieved the 'Myles Flood.'

by Smooth man March 22, 2009

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The Flood

Term used to describe the phenomenon that when a sports team does extremely bad the fans flood out of the stadium to go home in anger.

Dad: "oh great Florida just got scored on again, common son were going home."

Son: "But dad I don't want to wait in The Flood."

by kronkasaurus rex November 14, 2012

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flood the bucket

When a girl is riding you with her back facing you and she loses such control during orgasm that she accidentally farts liquid shit all over your belly and it collects in your belly button.

I'd totally bang Betsy but she's so drunk, she'd probably flood the bucket the first chance she gets.

by Laf & Grow Fat April 7, 2006

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A man who happened to be black and was killed by police because he was really high on meth and tried to drive a car, which by the way was stolen. The Joe Biden and Kamala Harris fans use the fact that he was black just to say that Donald Trump is a racist guy. Strictly political campaign.

Joe Biden fangirl: ”OMG George Floyd was a victim of racism.”
Me: ”No, he was not, start thinking for yourself and do not trust everything Joe says.”

by donotaskmewhojoeis May 13, 2021

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open the floodgates

The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes. See 'break the seal.'

I can't hold it anymore, I have to go open the floodgates.

by Jack Lanton July 31, 2006

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