Florida is a state in the southeastern most part of the US. Its known for its beaches, crime, and smelly old people.
Most people say Florida only has one season, which is ridiculous, for Florida has many seasons! There's tourist, hurricane, swimsuit, rainy, college(aka: Spring break) and snow bird season!
If you're on the gulf, the best time to go to the beach is November. By far the worst time is College season, which seems to be nothing more than all the college's in the country collaborating against us poor locals, sending wave after wave of their craziest 'students' to come tear up our beaches, jam up our roads, and cause a number of drunk-driving accidents over the course of 5-6 weeks.
As for the old people. There are lots of them. There are tons and tons, MASSES. The dominate every aspect of life, most respectable neighborhoods are built to accommodate those them. My neighborhood recreational center? The golf center.
Driving in Florida is not dangerous, its FUN. Stop signs? Who needs them! Turning signals? They're for pussies! And speed limits? PSH! If your 60 or older, you drive at least 20 miles under the speed limit, if your 25 and younger, you drive 20 miles OVER the speed limit, and if you're a tourist you drive however slowly or quickly it takes for you to get that picture of the pelican shitting.
A nice place to live sometimes, but a better place to just visit.
Most people say Florida only has one season, which is ridiculous, for Florida has many seasons! There's tourist, hurricane, swimsuit, rainy, college(aka: Spring break) and snow bird season!
If you're on the gulf, the best time to go to the beach is November. By far the worst time is College season, which seems to be nothing more than all the college's in the country collaborating against us poor locals, sending wave after wave of their craziest 'students' to come tear up our beaches, jam up our roads, and cause a number of drunk-driving accidents over the course of 5-6 weeks.
As for the old people. There are lots of them. There are tons and tons, MASSES. The dominate every aspect of life, most respectable neighborhoods are built to accommodate those them. My neighborhood recreational center? The golf center.
Driving in Florida is not dangerous, its FUN. Stop signs? Who needs them! Turning signals? They're for pussies! And speed limits? PSH! If your 60 or older, you drive at least 20 miles under the speed limit, if your 25 and younger, you drive 20 miles OVER the speed limit, and if you're a tourist you drive however slowly or quickly it takes for you to get that picture of the pelican shitting.
A nice place to live sometimes, but a better place to just visit.
Florida's weather is also extremely bipolar. Just today, it had been ultra-warm and foggy with no sun to be seen like it had been for the last 3 days. Then, while sitting outside for lunch, suddenly the sun came out and all the clouds dissipated at once, lifting the fog and leaving the wind free to make us cold. Now, only 3 hours later, its sunny and chilly.
by florida_babe December 17, 2009
Get the Florida mug.The situation which involves Tom Fletcher and Danny Jones acting or seeming to be in love with each other. Many people believe it to be true, and write about it when something "Flonesy" occurs.
Flones is a common pairing in Slash Fanfiction
Flones is a common pairing in Slash Fanfiction
Example of when Flones occurs:
Example 1) In the UCAP Tour when Danny jumps on Tom and they end up in a snuggling position on the couch.
Example 2) Many people believe the song "Little Johanna" to be about Each Other from Each Other's perspective.
- Little Johanna has big blue eyes. (Danny has big blue eyes)
- When the shivers are salty and the seafoam's the colour of space (Tom loves everything to do with space)
Example 3) They share mics so closely, they almost kiss.
Example 1) In the UCAP Tour when Danny jumps on Tom and they end up in a snuggling position on the couch.
Example 2) Many people believe the song "Little Johanna" to be about Each Other from Each Other's perspective.
- Little Johanna has big blue eyes. (Danny has big blue eyes)
- When the shivers are salty and the seafoam's the colour of space (Tom loves everything to do with space)
Example 3) They share mics so closely, they almost kiss.
by Alexandra88 October 5, 2007
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by Gounino November 16, 2016
Get the Florida mug.People named Florence are just so funny, they will make you laugh harder than you ever thought. she’s also very smart she does extremely well in lessons but can lack common sense. If you have a friend named Florence you are very lucky, and even luckier to have her as your girlfriend!
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Jim: Yes, she is a real flompo.
Jim: Yes, she is a real flompo.
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Get the flompo mug.One of the worst things to see on your schedule when you work retail. It involves folding all of the hanging clothing and then hanging all of the folded clothing in an attempt to make the store look new even though it's the same exact shit from the last floorset. Mountain Dew and Starbucks sales typically rise 13% the day of a floorset from retail workers attempting to drown their sorrows and misfortunes in caffeine. Floorsets typically last 2-3 nights and run until 5am each night. Of course this depends on how many people don't show up because they're "sick". Often times one of the workers is typically sacrificed in a ceremony known as a "clopen" so that every other lucky fuck can sleep-in the next morning.
After Ben spent the whole night working floorset he came in the next day to see some ignorant fat fuck messing up all of the stacks of t-shirts he had spent 2 hours folding the night before in order to meet corporate standards. A day later the fat fuck's house burned down. Coincidence? I think not.
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