Flap Artist

Someone who is constantly scared or 'Flapping'

John: What are you playing?
James: Amnesia, I'm proper flapping
John: You're a proper flap artist that's why

by Blueseal6 September 1, 2011

Pork flap

Ami Kernan

Hey, there's pork flap! Isn't she cute!

by Perenium June 29, 2011

Orlando Mud Flap

The Orlando Mud Flap is what's left over when you wipe your butt on another persons belonging.

I left an Orlando Mud Flap on Jessica's bed after I gave her a Boston Pancake!

by xx74 October 4, 2008

australian flapjack

When a man ejaculates on a womans chest, she then goes outside and sunbaths until the jizz has cooked to the point where it resembles a flapjack. She then eats the resulting "flapjack".

Hey, did you hear? Brian gave his girlfriend an Australian Flapjack yesterday afternoon!

by jonstar1028 August 3, 2007

shit flap

The buttonned up flap of fabric on the rear of old fashioned red long john's

I had to go so bad, I barely had time to unbutton my shit flap and get outta the tent!

by Long Jim October 24, 2005

Mud Flap

A gay man's condom.

Dude, good thing you were wearing that mud flap!

by gdude April 13, 2009

flap

A half a gram of cocaine, which usualy sells for 30 dollars.

"hey man can get a flap of caine off you?"

by Chris April 14, 2005