pearly cheese filter

When you nut in your girl's mouth, and she closes her mouth and pushes the cum with her tongue so that it oozes out of the gaps in her teeth.

A - how was last night?
B- it was amazing, she did a pearly cheese filter.

by cassocoleone November 11, 2019

national bald filter day

June 9th is national bald filter day

Hey did you post for nbfd?

What’s nbfd?

National Bald filter day

by bigtittygirl69 March 30, 2022

fiber

Helps constipation.

Protip: Excess consumtion of metamucil fiber will lead to explosive diarrhea before long.

I hadent taken a shit in 3 days so I ate 4 metamucil fiber wafers...all seemed well untill I spent the night sitting on the toilet with lava poop.

by PooMasterFlash January 23, 2009

Fiery Surprise

To receive a brand spanking new electric fire with no prior warning!

Amazing!!! An unexpected and Fiery Surprise!!

by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007

filter

when a motorcyclist rides down the middle of multilane traffic when it is stopped. Is very enjoyable to do in early morning peak hour traffic, much to the frustration of angry car drivers (especially asshole 4wders). When filtering through moving traffic, it is called lane-splitting. Filtering is far less dangerous.

I filtered to work this morning

awesome, how'd that go

great, i cut half an hour of my commute time and i pissed off a lot of bastard cagers

by littlepinklady March 18, 2009

Fierce

A type of excitement that one gets. An intense aggressiveness.

I ate this burrito and the hot sauce that was on it was very FIERCE.

by Colatz March 2, 2015

Shit Filter

A shit filter is a virtual function within the brain that allows: a) the individual in question to edit their "internal voice" before they speak, thereby avoiding embarrassing themselves, insulting other or simply looking foolish and b) the shit filter operates to block unpleasant imagery that might be directed at one, which is a blessing to anyone who has a very visual imagination and can "see" a scenario being played out before them, no matter how dreadful it might be.

Example a) I am so lucky that my shit filter worked earlier or I would have said exactly what I though of the bastard. Example b) Say what you like about your sordid relationship with that disgusting retard, I know what he likes but my shit filter is working so I don't have to imagine it.

by Vengeful Spirit December 1, 2011