Jizz Fest

A male get together where cum is spilled repeatedly by each individual as a result of the masturbation appeal of a shown porno flick.

Paul invited his friends over for a jizz fest because of the illegal channels that his tv possesed

by Ike February 16, 2005

feety beaty

slang for a footjob

John was hoping that JP was implying a feety beaty when she winked at him.

by dr.scholls August 28, 2011

salami fest

a gathering of a bunch of people with only guys or at most one girl, giving it a gay atmosphere

dude, this party blows. there r no chiks here. wat a salami fest

by batman t money September 2, 2006

Wow Fest

when a large group of school children shout wow continuously targeted toward another student. can be very embarasing and can create tears.

usually occurs during large assemblies or in a large classroom, or enen on a bus.
teachers go crazy.

wow fest billy wow wow wow

by joey Mc joebob October 3, 2008

Bun Fest

1) A situation in which there are many woman, and very few men, present.

2) A large number of vagines, or buns, with an extreme shortage of peni, or sausages.

3) The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

Guy 1: This Maroon 5 concert is awesome! It's a total Bun Fest here!

Guy 2: You're still a faggot for going.

by 100-Watt Warlock October 22, 2010

Ford Festiva

The Ford Festiva was a subcompact car sold by the Ford Motor Company in North America, Asia and Australasia, introduced in 1986 in Japan. The car was manufactured by Kia in South Korea, which at the time was part-owned by Ford. Ultimately the vehicle was a piece of shit and was redesigned and renamed the Aspire for the North American market. Production of the Festiva ran from 1986-1994, and production of the Aspire ran from 1994-2001, although production range varies from market to market.

The only thing worse than driving a Ford Aspire is driving a Ford Festiva.

by iheartJeeps April 27, 2007

Festishio

To be or act stupid.
To show ignorance.

John says "1 + 1 = 5"
Jim says "You festishio."

by Jeremi1023 April 13, 2009