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French Military Victories

An ironic mistake by Google, which said that no results can be found for "French Military Victories" if you click the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

The irony is that France has actually won more battles and wars over the last six hundred years than any other country in Europe.
Stupid man: Did you know that there have never been any French Military Victories?

Average man: Did you know that you're an idiot?
by Mister Sheen August 3, 2009
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French and Indian Wargasm

It's that thing when a French person and an Indian person are having sex, but then a British person requests a threesome and totally conquers the bedroom, having the greatest orgasm of all.
Did you hear about Dorothea? She totally gave Sitting Bull and Pepe a run for their money in an epic French and Indian Wargasm.
by plikesbiscuits August 15, 2011
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French Map

The product of a wet dream.

Comes from the French idiom "Faire une carte de France"
I woke up and there was a French Map.
by Squige October 30, 2006
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French Doogler

While having doggy style sex, the male eats a steak with a knife and fork off of a plate on top of the woman's back.
Mike had difficulty maintaining his French Doogler. With every thrust, the plate fell off of his girlfriend's back, knocking the steak to the floor.
by Franny Doogler March 20, 2011
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frenchship

A mutual acquaintanceship with someone of French origin that typically lasts for as long as the frenchman wants to use you.

Typically he/she is very emotional.
"How are you and Louis?"
"Oh, we're not in a frenchship anymore."
"Bummer, why?"
"He was just using me for a house and car."
"Wow, what a frog."
"He just needs some space."
by n921ne August 16, 2011
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french oral

A type of oral sex that involves only making out with the tip of the dick. So basically French kissing a Penis.
Francesca prefers french kissing dicks to lips, french oral is what she likes most because she doesn’t have to put the whole dick in her small mouth.
Arthur likes receiving french oral even though he’s Belgian, how ironic, they usually prefer normal oral.
by Henrietta the boss May 8, 2020
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What the French Toast?

A funnier or non-profane way to say "What the fuck?!"

It originated from an Orbit Gum Commercial.
Random Girl: "You fucking suck, go jump off a cliff!"
You (To yourself or a friend): "What the French Toast?!"
by Chilitastic May 11, 2010
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