Farmington

A term most often associated with Paradise. A place where the beer flows like wine, where there isn't a female bust smaller than a c-cup and where everyone can get laid. (Except of course those who've lived in New Lennox)

Gorgeous girl #1:
Can you believe they're taking us to farmington?! I'm getting so hot just thinking about it.

Gorgeous girl #2
The biggest c*ck I'd ever seen was in Farmington and I'm not talking about the roosters!

by Bryant September 12, 2003

farting cocksman

a cocksman who lets out a rip at the urinal while pissing

think from the movie 'along came polly' the scene where ben stiller and his boss in the movie are in the urinal and he farts while pissing, hence the term farting cocksman

by cesar romero May 20, 2010

faking gym

When one wears gym clothes to class in hopes of looking like they have either just come from the gym or are going soon, but they have no intention of working out that day.

Person A: Hey, you just come from the gym?
Person B: No I'm just faking gym today.

by kayferthh May 21, 2011

faking smart

A person who puts on glasses or uses pretentious words to try and fool people into thinking that they are smart.

I had a date with this female college professor and I was afraid of looking stupid, so I put on some glasses, a cordory jacket with those elbow patches and memorized some four syllable words out of the dictionary. I know, I was faking smart, but I think I can pull it off. smart, fake it til you make it, intelligent, college, university, nerd, geek, professor

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2015

Rainbow farting

Another term for virtue signaling. Spewing comments that indicate an idealistic personality on a mission ready to bombard message boards and social media with a perceived problem of which you don't fully understand the complications and nuances. You do however feel the need "to do something" about it and leave your mark for future generations in your ceaseless efforts to make the world a better place.

She kept rainbow farting comments on the message boards about social problems that mostly existed in her mind or only got it from hearsay and what the media reported.

by Erik-Jan Tytgat August 25, 2022

Farting a squirrel

When you blow cum out of your ass on the wall and then frame it as it stands

Jonny was busy farting a squirrel. It was beautiful

by j smithy December 26, 2010

farmingdale

Farmingdale aka Fdale home of the Dalers, no one actually knows what a daler is. i will tell you. Daler (noun)member of the farmingdale community that gets their asses handed to them in every sport against their long time rivals the Massapequa Chiefs. The guys are all dirty and the ones that arent balck think they are and the girls are hoeish trash. and their kickline, reminds me of when mars attacks. In conclusion Farmingdale home of the dirty dalers is a place people choose to settle bc they can not afford the home in the highish priced town on long island.

-How was Hofstra Farmingdale?
-We dont know we got our asses handed to us by the Chiefs

by ChiefPride April 13, 2006