A glorified custodian or handy-man. They have to be called an engineer, because it is more politically correct than being called a garbage man, janitor or plumber.
I'm sorry, but a waste management engineer is a garbage man. And a senior building engineer unclogs toilets and cleans the gum off of tables in the food court.
by movadoman4 June 10, 2007
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Using groups in Skype, Twitter, MySpace etc to assemble a collection of explosively matched personality types, then purposely egging them on for personal entertainment.
So I read about the blowup in yesterday's chat. Were you responsible for that bit of social engineerking?
So I read about the blowup in yesterday's chat. Were you responsible for that bit of social engineerking?
by lspellman February 3, 2009
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Yeah. its total shite. like i expected it to be. mmmm smells like WinME to me
Yeah. its total shite. like i expected it to be. mmmm smells like WinME to me
by Jobe October 10, 2003
Get the software engineering mug.Boring, cubicle work which involves a lot of lines of code and countless hours of boring work. Requirements are a tie and mad computer skills. Best example of a software engineer: Peter from Office Space.
by Sean Sinha January 27, 2004
Get the software engineering mug.This is the term used when people wishes to make millions. This is mainley carried out by software engineers to increses there pay packets.
You have spent thousands on developing a talor made system for your company it gets implemented and then you hear:
"Oh! The software is incompatible with your system!" they say with a fake look of horror on there face's
"We will have to carry out some software engineering on the program."
Can you hear the till ringing?
Congratulations! you have fallen for the latest reincarnation of the oldest trick in the book. get as much money as you can out of the suckers!
Take my advice do not fall for it. ask for clarification and if you are in the UK threten them with the Trades Descriptions Act - goods supplied unfit for purposes they were intended.
"Oh! The software is incompatible with your system!" they say with a fake look of horror on there face's
"We will have to carry out some software engineering on the program."
Can you hear the till ringing?
Congratulations! you have fallen for the latest reincarnation of the oldest trick in the book. get as much money as you can out of the suckers!
Take my advice do not fall for it. ask for clarification and if you are in the UK threten them with the Trades Descriptions Act - goods supplied unfit for purposes they were intended.
by joshua z s February 5, 2004
Get the software engineering mug.To prepare the creamiest, thickest milkshake ever made. Can only be done by someone with a biology degree.
by Jo March 12, 2004
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