The Boa Constrictor

Dislocating your partner's jaw before they give you oral sex.

He gave her the boa constrictor so she could fit all of his manhood in her mouth.

by Jrockoff August 4, 2023

Bear Naked Constrictor

A bald pussy that can squeeze the internal contents from any cock large or small.

Damn she put that bear naked constrictor on me and now my cock is ruined.

by Bear Naked Constrictor February 6, 2025

Contract Dropped

v. The act of ending a romantic relationship with a girlfriend, boyfriend, or prospect.

"Yo Mike, you still seeing that hoochie you met at the club last weekend?"

"Na, I saw her grinding on some fool last night, she got her contract dropped on the spot."

by Bodafugachi January 23, 2009

Construzled

To be conflubered, confloberated, confuzzled, and conjombleated. A mixture of confused emotions.

She was construzled when her fiance left her standing at the alter.

by conflubberated December 4, 2011

contract emptiness

that feeling you get after you finish the campaign of your contracts in a Mutliplayer game. This feeling often leads you to not want to play the game despite the fun you know you could be having.

Hay man I'm feeling contract emptiness. Could we not play TF2 today.

by Speck Speck February 7, 2018

Contuct

Refers to contact, casually meaning a good dealer in Bangladesh.

Hey man! can you give me a contuct? been sober since fucking ever man.

by deadretroboy December 16, 2018

contractenation

Contractenation:
To contract more than two words into one.
eg. I used contractenation: i'mn't - I am not

Example:
Person A: What does i'ven't mean?
Person B: i'ven't is a contractenation of i have not

by nnewram March 31, 2019