consickwenses

Crackhead spelling of consequences

....... or there will be serious consickwenses.

by KuleDude January 3, 2023

CUNSTICLE

The drop of valis cum that seeps out of zubes ass and dries up.

You mofo cunsticle.
Stop being such a cunsticle
Will you be my cunsticle

by Ontheradar January 5, 2023

Constitootional right

Da unalterable freedom to fart whenever, wherever, and however you please.

Just because you may have a Constitootional right to "let 'er rip" anytime does not mean dat it would always be prudent and/or proper for you to actually do so indiscriminately, such as if your butt is near someone's face, if you're canoodling with a romantic partner in bed, etc.

by QuacksO January 6, 2023

Constiplation

When you forget to bring your phone into the bathroom and have to spend your time thinking about life.

Man, I forgot my phone. Now I have to spend my time in constiplation instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram while I poop.

by Glunglorp69 April 3, 2023

constrictor rings

Circumferential indentations left when you make a turd so long that you have to take some pauses, tighten your sphincter, and then finish the job.

After eating that whole brisket, I took a Bigfoot sized turd that had constrictor rings.

by N. Chastain June 4, 2023

Constrictor rings

Constrictor rings, are circumferential indentations in a long turd, created by taking pauses, tightening your sphincter, and then continuing with your business

After eating the whole brisket, I left constrictor rings in my big foot sized bowel movement.

by N. Chastain June 4, 2023

Constipated cat

the dance move of a slow twerk that resembles a constipated cat that is trying to push out a hard shit that arches and retracts it’s back while pursing it’s lips.

“Omg she’s doing the Constipated Cat!”

by chihuahuacheese07 August 19, 2023