sleeptime computing

The technology of being able to use your computer in your sleep, By making you dream of using said computer

Mostly famously used in hypnospace outlaw, A game that is revolved around the technology of sleeptime computing even one of its track is named after that
Persona 1:Wow sleeptime computing is amazing, I can now sleep while I use my computer
by GlobboGlobby July 16, 2022
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Computer Fatty

A person, or several people, who sit at their desks all day working or playing games on their computer. Quite often they they play networked games with their partners in the next room.

They never see the light of day, walk or exercise. All meals are eaten in front of their computer screen. They are in front of their computers from the moment they wake up until they go to bed. Inevitably, they get fat.
Dude, did you know that Bruce played League of Legends for 14 hours straight last weekend?
Yeah, I'm not surprised. That's why he's such a Computer Fatty.
by JoeWhoKnows November 11, 2021
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welfare computing

Welfare Computing is interdisciplinary research division of computer science that relates to welfare industry and related machatronics design problems
we research welfare computing problems
by wasantha November 27, 2013
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Marketing Computer

A device that turns simple tasks into infinitely complex agendas that don't necessarily do what you wanted in the first place.
I attempted to open and read a text file on my 'Marketing Computer', however, it instead opened a flash presentation using several buzzwords that didn't even relate to opening or reading my text file.
by Spackle7 June 11, 2008
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computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.
goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.
by jarett August 10, 2021
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davids computer

wow, there goes davids computer
by lololololololololo9lololo October 22, 2019
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