Christopher 

Usually a charming man, but with rather perverted intent. He may seem simple minded, but hes really analyzing ways to seduce you. Hes not athletic, but hes competative. Chances are he spends more time playing dugeons and dragons then on facebook.

" That guy i went out with was really nice, but a total christopher."
" Yeah, he probably lives in his moms basement!"

Christopher by sweetblueeyes February 5, 2010

Christopher Alexander

A guy who is SWAGLESS but thinks he has tons of swag. Listens to music such as : B.spears, kesha etc. (if you consider that music) pretty much the type of guy that hugs walls at all your school dances.

Damn, look at that christopher alexander just standing around looking at everyone else have fun

Christopher Alexander by RighteousJorge November 4, 2011

the christopher 

The act of using women's pantyhose to dress as a nun, nailing another man, screaming 'hallelujah' once the ejaculation is inside him.

I tried the Christopher last night with my nephew

the christopher by Jshizniz July 14, 2017

christahannukwanza 

The universal way to mention Christmas, Hannukah, or Kwanza.

So, Bob, what are you doing for Christahannukwanza?

christahannukwanza by jasdjensen February 27, 2008

Christmahanakwanzikdwaliramidanichinesenewyearthreekingsabrahamlincolnika day 

A day to give gifts to one another not honoring nor insulting one's religious or not religious beliefs celebrated on August 4th without saying happy or merry first and their is an anonymous gift exchanging called the Secret 86400 where names are selected from a hat and then swallowed

"Christmahanakwanzikdwaliramidanichinesenewyearthreekingsabrahamlincolnika day to you", "And you as well, who'd you get for Christmahanakwanzikdwaliramidanichinesenewyearthreekingsabrahamlincolnika day to get a gift for?","If I tell you then I WILL have to kill you"

Christmahanakwanzikdwaliramidanichinesenewyearthreekingsabrahamlincolnika day by paraleel December 28, 2011

Christopher 

Chris's are nerds, love WOW, likes weed, philosophy, reading, fantasy, cupcakes, girls, money, japan

Hey Christopher, wanna play WOW while stoned

Christopher by kistel June 19, 2011

Christopher Columbus

An attempt at ejaculating on a woman's breast that mistakenly ends up on her face

"Dude, I just had a Christopher Columbus with her, and now she won't pick up the phone ... "

Christopher Columbus by P84 February 11, 2013