Carolina Canopener

When your fucking a girl, rite before your about to bust, you shove it in there ass.

jane: omg! i cant even walk staight after last night!

Bob: Why?

Jane: Because joe gave me the most amazing carolina canopener last night!!

Bob: What the hell is that?

Jane: you dont wanna know.

by thatgirlyouwishyouknew October 15, 2009

Caroleigh

Typically clever, and interesting, keeps to herself most of the time but when needed she can really speak her mind. She is a little insecure but there is no reason to be. Is open to trying new things but if she doesn't like the sight of something she won't give it another look. She is stubborn and always is convinced she's right (usually is). Everyone thinks she would be a great mother. If you marry a Caroleigh, you'll be the happiest man you can be, no doubt.

Person 1: Yeah, I'm engaged.

Person 2: What?! you're getting married?! to whom?!

Person 1: To Caroleigh

Person 2: Hm, I've never met her but even her name makes her sound amazing.

by alex11199 November 20, 2013

Caroline

down to earth and she’s always there for her friends even if it’s 3am in the morning. She usually controls herself when she drinks but when she doesn’t she ends up laying on some stairs but she is a funny drunk person. She dislikes drama but it seems like she is cursed because drama always finds her. She seems like a strong person to everyone but what y’all don’t know is that she has a shit ton of break downs because of all the stuff she has to deal with. If you ask her for an opinion you can count on an honest and brutal one because she will tell you what she thinks even though it might not be what you want to hear. She doesn’t have a lot friends even though it might seem like that because she is very picky. She also rather likes to hangout with girls than boys therefore she only has a few girl friends. She loves her boyfriend and he loves her too, unconditionally.

1: damn I wanna get w that chick
2: issa Caroline

by givememoney May 21, 2018

South Carolina Burger Durger

When you take a massive shit in a public place and it gets smeared all over the floor from people walking and slipping in it.

Billy: I had to shit so bad that I did a South Carolina burger durger at Walmart. I feel bad for the sucker that has to clean that up.

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 May 15, 2020

XXXmas caroling

Having sex in santa costumes while singing Xmas songs

Person 1: Do you want to go Xmas caroling with me tonight?
Person 2: No, I'm XXXmas caroling with my mother.
Person 1: Kinky! Will you shove a candy cane up her butt so she can get that high pitch note?
Person 2: Hell yeah my dude

by anonymous December 15, 2020

North Carolina State

The School in Raliegh for the best people in the world. They are great at sports and have the Best Football, Basketball, and Baseball teams in the state. They are better than the UNC Crapholes, Dukey, and Wake.

NC State, the best college in America

by Sir Dude February 9, 2005

Carol

Quite possibly the only infant to survive the zombie apocalypse,

Rick: "Carl, Stay with Carol!"

by Itsonaneedtoknow September 11, 2016