Bible bashing

Someone who believes so much in the drivel that the bible spews, they must smack there head with it repeatedly at night.

John never shuts up about the bible, I bet he will be bible bashing tonight.

by Condoso122 February 23, 2012

Bibletard

Bibletards are people who are a mixture of a retard and and idiot. They are people who preach to people and don't even know what the heck they are preaching about. The sad thing they are like Jehovah's Witnesses because bibletards get their face slammed into the door.

Bibletard

by One little hellian March 13, 2017

Patriot Bible University

A well-known diploma mill located in Colorado, famous for being the alma mater of creationism activist Kent Hovind. The school has never been accredited by any accreditation institution and even claims it has no wish to be. The school sells degrees in such far-ranged topics as Christian education and missionary studies. The main classroom building resembles a trailer park home. In order to get into this school, all you need is a checkbook and a pen.

Erica couldn't get into Regent University since her high school GPA was a 1.04, luckily she got into Patriot Bible University.

by ConservatismSucks December 19, 2009

Bible Banger

Someone who uses the Bible as a device for sexual arousal and stimulation.

Those Bible Bangers are sick motherfuckers!

by ... February 5, 2004

Bible Thumper

Delusional kingdom minded Jesus freaks. Nuts that lay hands on you,speak gibberish,say in the name of God and bam seriously believe they have healed you from anything from illness to trauma. Also known as a Bible Nazi. They also try to persuade you into believing Obama is a demon,that the end of the world is coming very soon and you can use the Holy Spirit to guide you to where you need to be if separated by your friends because they are delusional . Seriously mental patients who believe watching regular TV will rot your brain.

If that bible thumper lays a finger on me again I will rip them inside out by their asshole.

by Fake it till ya make it May 29, 2015

Bible

A non-fictional book that teaches you the values of living. It explains how God wants us to be prosper in life and how he wants to be able to see you in heaven. it explains Jesus birth to resurrection.

Every Morning I wake up I read a scripture from the Bible

by BlackWrestlingLover December 25, 2020

bible dumper

See bible dumping. One who dumps their significant other as soon as they get an inclination God wants them to. This is most of the time just an excuse for bad people to shift the blame of ending a relationship.

Henry: If I would have known she was a bible dumper I would have stayed clear of the relationship.

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009