Seinfeld rape

When watching an episode of Seinfeld is forced upon a person.

Lauren: "Last night I was at my boyfriends house, and I experienced the worst type of Seinfeld rape imaginable... a three hour marathon."

Tyler: "My god, how did you escape"

Lauren: "Little kicks"

by Tyler The Key July 30, 2009

Jesus Rape

When a fundamental Christian attempts to push their religious beliefs on you even after you said "NO!"

The defination jesus rape explains itself.

by redneckatheist.com March 24, 2006

awake and rape

an act of sex when the others just waking up

dave just woke up kelly by a awake and rape

by gingerfuck November 3, 2008

rape steak

A frat boy’s penis

I went to Steve’s party and he asked if I was hungry for rape steak. I was pretty rankled

by ValkoraKalri February 6, 2018

elephants raped

This is a comic exaggeration of pain and soreness from some activity such as sports.

Gawdddf, l feel like elephants raped me after that football game!

by I, Wreckerrr June 6, 2021

Swagutory Rape

When a male uses his swag (which is never anything special or abnormally impressive for a guy his age: minimum wage job, beat up car from the mid 90's, clothes he bought at a discount price from the Hot Topic he works at) to attract underage girls who are not used to boys their age having such things. He does this out of desperation; ladies his age find his advances hilarious and sad.

He will often and mainly use Facebook, Twitter, or any form of social networking where young and impressionable minors are prominent. He will also target girls who are a bit out of date and or cliche; scene girls and leftover Myspace whores are always messaged first.

Creeper 1: Yeah man, you didn't hear? He took TWO fifteen year olds to the movies at the same time. That's pretty pimp of him.

Creeper 2: Wow, that's pimp of him. They must be impressed by his discount Louis V gear. Definitely a case of Swagutory Rape going on there.

by K. Cobra November 8, 2011

Banshee Rape

When you get humped in the face by a vagina, with or without undergarments.

Dude #1: Dude what happened to your face!? You're all bloody!!

Dude #2: Dude my girlfriend was pissed so she banshee raped the shit out of me. It was the worst possible thing that I could have ever imagined. I wouldn't ever wish it upon anyone ever!

by COB IKEMAN May 31, 2010