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Bumpin Dicks

Bumpin Dicks is the act between two or more males. Typically Homosexual males that involve the pressing of their male genitalia together repeatedly as a type of foreplay to aid in their arousal.
It is also used as a derogatory slang to offend a seemingly heterosexual male who may of done an individual wrong in the past or towards someone/something they simply dislike or irritated by.
Example 1: I bet that prick Doug will be bumpin dicks with management at our companies' annual circle jerk this christmas.

Example 2. "Guys we're about to start a heist on GTA, would you two stop bumpin dicks and join the session already?"
by Singularpube May 30, 2016
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Bumpin Beans

Two hot chicks are locked in a thrusting, bean grinding, scissor action.
I walked in on Kayla and Rachel bumpin beans at Jack’s party.
by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2017
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Bumper Boobs

When two or more (typically) females either purposely/accidentally/playfully perform one of the following
- “bash boobs”
- “collide breasts”
- “Bop Boobs”
- “Meet at the years”
- “Mushing of the mammories”
- “Jug jousting”
-“Meeting of the melons”

Any type of tit-to-tit combat is typically nuanced within the realm of bumper boobs.
Oh, bumper boobs! It’s an amazing sport where women bop boobs!

Did you see Mandy and Bernice?! They dumped ‘em out and played bumper boobs!”

“Larry, I don’t know...
by Dickered Ray January 24, 2020
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Bump drafting

Generally used in motorsports, bump drafting is to stay very close behind another car to the point of touching the rear bumper, to gain and maintain speed. Related to slipstreaming
That's a shit racer, he keeps on bump drafting all day long
by Garf March 22, 2022
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Bump Pong

A really fucked up iteration of beer pong. Teams need to have one “bump cup” per player. If you throw the ball into the other teams bump cup, the player drinking the cup also needs to do a bump. Bump cups are hidden in amongst the cups, and will only be revealed to the throwing team when the drinking team is sending the drink back
“We played bump pong last weekend and absolutely died”
by SquigglyHoblet August 4, 2023
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fuzz bumpin'

When two lesbians with power muffs sit in such a way that their vaginas meet.
As Chris and Sam walked home from the neighborhood bar, Chris said, "Boy, I'd give anything to see some foxy fuzz bumpin' right about now."
by AG999 June 30, 2007
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Shadow Bumper

Terminology used to typically describe a caucasian male who has the innate ability to move in on the female lovers of black men and successfully steal them away. Such a man is often blessed with a particularly charismatic swagger, uncompromising tenacity, advanced sexual skill and perhaps most importantly a penis so epic in proportion that it often easily out-impresses any Afrocentric competiton.
Person 1: "Check it out, it only took cracka a week to turn that ho out."

Person 2: "Fuckin' shadow bumper!"
by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008
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