Afghan Magic Bullet

A bullet with 'unknown' origins and an amazing ability to find itself lodged between the eyes of some of the worlds biggest shitbags. Usually either 7.62 or 5.56 caliber.

Soldier 1: Hey where's the prisoner?
Soldier 2: What prisoner?
Soldier 1: You know...the one we found with the little boys chained up in his mud hut?
Soldier 2: Oooh...thaaat prisoner...Afghan Magic Bullet found his ass...

Soldier 1: Remember that compound we raided the other night?
Soldier 2: Yeah the one where we found that piece of shit fucking a puppy?!?
Soldier 1: Yeah! Maaan...Afghan Magic Bullet...that shit came outta nowhere!!

by whiskey_6 January 2, 2009

bullemic bull ride

When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass and you reach around to force your finger down her throat causing her to vomit and constricting her asshole for maximum pleasure.

I picked up the fattest girl in the bar and gave her the bullemic bull ride.

by Paxton Allen October 9, 2006

bullet of leet sauce

exteremly leet (1337). Even leeter than leet sauce.

Gee willikers, i just got pwnt!!
That guy sure is a bullet of leet sauce!!

by Oseadax September 1, 2008

Steaming Bullet

When you tranfer a fart from one ass to another

"Man that was fross i felt that rumble"
"Thats what i call a steaming bullet"

by D-Man May 13, 2005

Golden Bullet

When a woman squirts but it is actually pee coming out. The man thinks it is cum of some sort. He got the Golden Bullet.

Arron was amazed at his wife's orgasm; too bad it was a Golden Bullet.

by crestwood March 22, 2010

bullet for my valentine

bullet for my valentine are an incredible screamo/metal band from wales. Apparently they are good mates with funeral for a friend.

The Poison is their first full length album. The Poison and Room 409 are 2 of the best tracks from this album but the whole thing is amazing so its hard to choose the best track.

The best artist to come out of wales for ages!!!! Check them out and rock on!!!!

Bullet for my valentine are the best thing to come out of wales. ever.

Correct.

by davetm July 21, 2008

Battle of the Bulge

the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a WWII battle)

This time I am winning the Battle of the Bulge.

by Light Joker June 6, 2005