Gutter-blessing

Kerbstone-shaped imprint left in a forehead after the quick lie-down necessitated by 14 or so pints of Bulmers (or equivalent). A souvenir of a trip down amnesia lane.

Now, Father, dere's a half-crown for de church roof and a bag o' frozen peas for dat gutter-blessing ye have dere.

by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

Poser Blues

The lamentation over the realization that the sudden increase in the Punk population was due to Warp Tour coming through town, and the equally sudden decrease when it's passed means it was just a bunch of posers.

Note- Warped Tour has no affiliation with the posers it creates/attracts, it is just an event that always seems to create/gather them.

Sad that all the new punk boys you were checking out at the mall came from warped tour? Seems to me like you got the Poser Blues

by Orbindo June 21, 2010

Pootang blues

When a male isnt get any female attention.

Bob - Any luck with the ladies last night.

Jim - No. Ive got the Pootang blues

by LJAontheJSA April 29, 2011

breakup blues

The sadness one feels after a breakup. Usually felt by but not limited to one of the partners (often the partner who has been broken up with). Characterized by crying; blaming oneself; feeling rejected; either losing one's appetite or eating everything in sight; shooting angry glances at happy couples; and cursing at anything related to love including movies, pictures, quotes, and wall posts.

Although these are typically unisex characteristics of the breakup blues, there are some gender-specific characteristics, including eating lots of chocolate (female), refusing to leave the house (female), comments about becoming a cat lady and/or never finding love again (female), listening to lots of Taylor Swift (female), and drinking alone (male). Males function normally when sad.

Girl 1: "Do you think Taylor Swift listens to her own songs after a breakup?"

Girl 2: "Probably. I heard that after Joe Jonas broke up with her, she didn't wash her hair for a week and bought a kitten as well as a sweater with cats on it."

Girl 1: "Poor thing. She had the breakup blues. When my roommate and her boyfriend broke up, she cried in her car every morning and yelled at a Jason Mraz song."

by c&o December 22, 2012

ex blues

That feeling you get when you start thinking about one of your exes or THE ex, you know the one who you saw a future with but just ended up breaking your heart.

"I've been thinking about Alex all day. I think I got the ex blues."

by Mr. Beaverhausen January 7, 2014

donkey blessed

Having a large penis.

Steve: "Ahh that Hugo is donkey blessed!"

by Hugo-h12 January 24, 2014

lady blues

that feeling when a guy is about to get you off, and then decides to go to sleep instead.

Last night sex only last two minutes, I have a serious case of the lady blues.

by peanutbutternjelly September 22, 2014