Baked Alaska

A form of masturbation where one has two bowls of water, one hot and one ice cold. After having a hand in each for an appropriate amount of time before masturbating; the hand is changed after each stroke altering from hot to cold, thus a Baked Alaska.

Sally gave me a baked alaska last night, my dick is so confused.

by Proopraw April 20, 2014

Loaded Baked Potato

The paradoxical visual juxtaposition of a youthful-looking vaginal area/pelvic triangle coupled by bloated and probably overstimulated, dirty and discolored labia.
Wizard sleeves - far before the vagina's time.

I saw you staring at Anberlin's booty-shorts camel toe, but you don't know that bitch gots loaded baked potato!

by JoshuaJordan October 15, 2008

Half-baked

An Expression from Northern Ireland meaning that someone has had their head cut in half. The person's face is refered to as their "bake", therefore someone with half a face is "half-baked".

Big Jaunty was lying Half-baked on the road after that truck ran over his head.

by Matt McIvor August 17, 2006

baked ziti

Big titties, large breasts, gargantuan knockers.

Damn ho, you got some baked ziti's!

by Mr. Skeeter March 22, 2005

Burked

To get left out. To be intentionality avoided or shunned.

Man they burked me yesterday I called them like eight times to take me to the beach, and nobody answered.

by The Man is the man May 15, 2011

Baked Bean On A Stick

A red haired person of slight build.

The ginger couple had a skinny son with bright orange hair, he looked like a baked bean on a stick.

by invaderofthemoot December 6, 2018

Loaded Baked Potato

When you take a dump in a pillow case and then while fucking from behind you smash their face into the pillow

In order to perform the loaded baked potato doody must be put in the pillowcase

by Jackie Janson October 15, 2008