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whale brain

Whale Brain is the term used to describe someone whose brain is severely defected. It ceases to function normally without the required assistance of a helper such as a peer and family support or a health professional.

In early 2014, a case study was carried out on a test subject of the name Amy Devlin. She was soon diagnosed as the first human to suffer from whale brain being so far down the whale scale.

The symptoms include, inability to walk in a straight line, uncontrollable arm swinging, forgetfulness, difficulties speaking clearly, attention seeking, hostility, possessive over people and material objects, onset crying, confusion and declined personal appearance.

There is currently no known cures for the disorder.

SOURCES: Studies carried out by two registered health psychologists specialising in the area. Test subject is still currently suffering from the whale brain disorder.
When one walks unsteadily with odd arm movements.
When one is deep in conversation with a sufferer and they proceed to not intake any information or retain it.

This is a classic situation with a whale brain sufferer.
by Stranger Danger 69 May 8, 2014
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Google Brain

To have a Google Brain (negative connotation):

When you no longer commit things to memory, and rely, instead, on Google for everything.
I can't remember how to do that. I have Google Brain.

Sorry, my memory is crap. I have Google Brain.
by KeepThinking January 7, 2016
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brain poisoned

The condition of having spent a long time in spaces (especially online spaces) that tend to radicalize people and put them further down spirals of weird, isolating thinking. Whether it's a leftist starting out with ironic commie memes and then suddenly arguing the DPRK did nothing wrong, or an elderly Facebook user slowly posting more MAGA content until their entire feed is one step removed from quoting the 14 words, a person becoming brain poisoned is never fun to watch for their soon to be former friends and loved ones.
I can't even talk to Trevor anymore, he's so brain poisoned he just says weird incel shit about chads in every conversation. Dude's probably gonna shoot up a school.
by CalamityJain November 24, 2018
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brain-slap

verb. to surprise yourself by doing something unexpected or something you thought was out of your league
I used to think I was stuck in my behavioural patterns forever. Then I brain-slapped myself.

Doing something revolutionary like asking for help really brain-slapped me.
by Krkič February 12, 2019
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Brain Crunching

Intensely thinking about something obsessively and/or endlessly.
I laid awake in bed for 5 hours last night brain crunching about an idea for my Youtube channel.
by Jordan Newsom May 19, 2016
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Squirrel Brain

When you are so dumb the only logical explanation is the fact that your brain is the size of a squirrel.
"Connor just asked where Cancun was located...he is such a squirrel brain"
by FuckgirlMads May 3, 2018
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bird brain

Somebody who is saying very stupid dumb things and is always getting you confused because they don’t make sense
by simpforfinnwolfhard November 14, 2020
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