Mind Boggling

1. Extreme cognitive dissonance.
2. Glenn Beck.

1. The popularity of the "Tea Party Movement" is mind boggling.

2. "Progressivism is the cancer in America and it is eating our Constitution"

"I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. ... No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out. Is this wrong?"

Mind Boggling by Pedantatron March 19, 2010

wolf bagging 

When engaging in anal in the doogy position the man, on the point of ejaculation, batters the woman in the kidneys as hard as possible. This results in spontaneous vomiting by the man/woman taking said beating. This results in a far tighter orgasm. Apparently

(batter)
chunderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Ahhhhhhhhhh...

wolf bagging by Codpiece March 28, 2005

Boggin'

(v.) The act of doing or feeling like Mr. Boggs; chilling; relaxing; procrastinating; being sarcastic. Can not be spelled with a "g".

"Hey Grant, what's up?"
"Not much, Zoe. Just Boggin'.

Boggin' by lovelyheart March 8, 2010

phone-bagging 

Hiding the use of your cell phone from other people, by using the phone in a bag, purse, backpack or other to conceal its use.

Girl, stop phone-bagging, you can text in the court house.

Dude, phone-bag, if the teacher sees you using it she will take it.

phone-bagging by thunderboot71 July 17, 2014

boggling bowl movement marker 

A person that leaves drops of urine or streaks of defecation on or around a toilet seat. The mystery of this person is that he or she does not claim their "artwork" and instead leaves it for the next potty-goer to notice.

When I went to the office bathroom, I was alarmed to find that the boggling bowl movement maker had struck again and left a poo streak on the toilet seat for me to sit in.

boggling bowl movement marker by Chicken Head June 9, 2004

Space Bugging 

The culmination of space docking, space dock and bug chasing. Where a person, or persons, will insert the frozen excrement turd of a known aids sufferer into there anus.

This practice is aimed to heighten the pleasure of anal insertion. The fear of contracting aids leads to anal constriction, which in tern leads to a tighter, more pleasurable experience.

Anthony was anxious as the aids infested turd split the ring of his constricted anus, yet the pleasure of space bugging was bordering on ecstasy..

Space Bugging by El-live January 10, 2008

Pepper bagging 

To get that ultimate grip.
Whilst doing your bint doggie style, ram and hold her head, into a pillow stuffed with pepper.
When she sneezes, she'll grip you like a tube of hard as nails.

Who needs to shove a candle up her arse, when you can get that 'tight fit' when your pepper bagging her

Pepper bagging by taff1605 October 1, 2011