Bertie Collins

a fucking retarded spastic. Spactacular at everything he does xddd.

Bertie collins is a spactacular spastic.

by DH Lawrence January 19, 2017

bert

Somebody that you know from Alberta

"Ryan's a bert"

"What's up, bert?"

by lilhip February 28, 2017

Bert

A Bert is a short hobbit with a huge penis. He's not bad looking but he's autistic and give you cancer. He's Asian so don't piss him off he'll use Asian magic or swords to kill yo bitch ass

Damn this Bert is such a cancerous ass he tried to use some of his Bert magic to get rid of me

by Your God July 12, 2017

Berthanequa

A female name given to a hated person.

Girl 1: Look at how ugly she is.
Girl 2: Yeah, she is such a Berthanequa

by L1fe November 2, 2017

Bert

An old fashion name that people don't normally name their kids this. People make fun of them because the show Sesame Street Bert and Ernie

"Hey look it's Bert, where is Ernie?"
"Bert have you found Ernie yet?"

by Marisol.R May 21, 2018

Berthram

A savage boiiiiiiiiiiiii. He is that kind of noobish person who lost all of his friends to a fire. And his mom and dad thinks he is savage. His friends(Which he have none of) loves him.

That boiiii is a Berthram
I´m a Berthram

by Savageboiiii123 March 12, 2018

Bert

A fucking madlad of a bunny rabbit with no fucking limit

I fucking live Bert the nutter

by bertlover January 5, 2019