That guy that's almost in his thirties and still looks and acts like a fucking twelve-year-old girl.
by thirsty as fuck February 15, 2020
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A leading cause of break ups and relationship problems.
The excuse that fat ugly pale girls have as to why they don't have a boyfriend.
A leading cause of break ups and relationship problems.
The excuse that fat ugly pale girls have as to why they don't have a boyfriend.
I love Justin Bieber he is so real! I love him! I would never date anyone else because he is just so perfect and there is no boy like him!
Ohhhh that's why you're single
Ohhhh that's why you're single
by lawlzlawlzlawlz December 8, 2010
Get the Justin Bieber mug.First I would like to apologize for Justin Biber. CAUSE SOMEBODY FUCKING NEEDS TO! So pretty much Justin Bieber is a 9 year old girl trapped in a 10 year old boys body. He sings about girls and "love" (Never seen this kind of bullshit before). She- excuse me, HE is most popular amongst preteen,tonedeaf, annoying ass little girls who have no sense of what GOOD MUSIC is.
If you listen to Justin Bieber please follow these instructions.
1)Purchase rope
2)Tie rope around neck and tie other end to a tree branch
3)Stand on a chair
4)Kick chair away and hang from rope until dead
If you listen to Indie bands or bands such as Bullet for my Valentine,Trivium,and Killswitch Engage.
1)KEEP SUPPORTING METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2)Go and buy ropes for any Justin Bitchass fans you know
1)Purchase rope
2)Tie rope around neck and tie other end to a tree branch
3)Stand on a chair
4)Kick chair away and hang from rope until dead
If you listen to Indie bands or bands such as Bullet for my Valentine,Trivium,and Killswitch Engage.
1)KEEP SUPPORTING METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2)Go and buy ropes for any Justin Bitchass fans you know
by MetalDisciple666 April 11, 2010
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Get the Zaphod Beeblebrox mug.When your mom trips and falls while holding cereal, causing it to spill all over the floor, your dad then proceeds to say, "BEEB!" (Mom's Name is Really Bebe) while your mom says, "PETE!" (Dad's Name) thinking he is going to help her up, he then turns around and screams, "THE CEREAL!" While being upset that it is harmed and not helping your hurt mother off of the hardwood floor. This isn't a nice action.
by samiamNOTiammelissajane March 5, 2009
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Get the Bieber Fever mug.When you grow your ass pubes really long then cut it to look like a justin bieber haircut to pick up hella chicks
guy: Hey babe, u has very pretty eyes
girl: eww your gross
*pulls down pants*
girl: o wow i was totally unaware of your bieber ass want to do me?
girl: eww your gross
*pulls down pants*
girl: o wow i was totally unaware of your bieber ass want to do me?
by Robert Mormon June 2, 2011
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